Αναρτήθηκε από: firfiris | Μαΐου 31, 2007

Εσιει χαζιν

Εστείλαν μου το με ήμεϊλ, βαρκούμαι να μεταφράσω. Ιντζιόϊ. Αν τζιαι φαντάζουμαι πως σας το εστείλαν ήδη.

Adios.

Exei chance na trweis kerasia k na men petaxtei i mana sou na sou
pei «prosexe na men ta staxeis panw sou j enifkennoun!

«Exei chance na katseis sto toilet k an den exeis tpt na diavaseis na men
diavazeis ti grafei pasto aposmitiko??

Aman exete trapezi na «pintwnete» stroggilo trapezaki me to megalo tou
dinning room k na kathontai ekei oi mitsoi k na erkete k o theios sou to
kopelli k na lalei «e emeis oi nearoi enna katsoume poda!;) k to
trapezoui to stroggilo na einai 6cm pio konto pou to allo!

Aman exete trapezi na men katsoun oulloi k i mana sou na servirei akoma
ka na tis poun «katse kori mou na faeis k si» k na tous lalei «ee
etsimpoun pou emaeireuka egw!

«Exei chance aman teliosete to fai, na men sikosti prota kanenas thkios
sas i pappous sas jai napei «aaatee i proti taxi eskolasen

«Exei chance sto dimotiko pou epezes mappa na epasariskes?

Exei chance o tziris sou na men vallei mian faousa kounnes mestin xoufta
tou,na tin souzei, k na tin fakka me 1000 milia pastostoma tou gia na tes
faei?

Exei chance aman isoun mitsis na men sou elalousan «men piaseis ta
martouthkia je enna kkeliaseis?Aman ennapei kati sta nea na men sou pei o
tziris sou shhhhh xwris kanna miliseis…?

Exei chance na pian ta nera k na men se piaei i mana sou til pou tin
douleia k na sou pei»gliora fertin aplwstra me ta rouxa mesa, kleise
oulla ta parathira, k ta filarakia, k men xexaseis tzino tou mpaniou!

Aman strifkeis aristera sta fwta tou woolworth gia na mpeis makariou osoi
en mesta cars stamatimenoi na men se vlepoun??

Exei chance 2-3 metra prin to da capo na men ttappwseis to radio sou j na
peis tou sinodigou «thore p na diklisoun poda

«Exei chance sto dimotiko aman epines nero pou tin vrisi, na men ishe
melissa skotomeni?

Exei chance na epienes na pieis nero stis vrises tou dimotikou k na men
epatassetoun kapios pou pisw sou napei «ree tzinin epipilisan tin!

«Exei chance i giagia sou na men exei ta raptika ths mes to mple kouti
ton piskoton,to tsingkeno?

Exei chance na men exeis nixokopti «Cyprus»?

Exei chance aman xeretas ston gamo kai pianeis to loukoumi na men to dias
tis manas sou na to valei mestin tsenta kai molis paennis esso na to
katharizeis!

Exei chance sti gitonia na men ekathestoun sto pezodromio kai na eftinete
sinexeia mprosta sas wspou na ginei lantoua?

Exei chance stin gitonia na men evalete tin mappa katw pou tin fanella
sas?

Exei chance aman se doun 2 gries sto xorko na men pei i mia tis allis «ra
ma piou en toutos?

«Exei chance na se rwta enas gnwstos tou papa sou ‘ma ti sxoleio paeis’
«e en idiwtiko» ‘ma sto english school?’ «oi oi sto gc school» ‘aa ma tou
x’petri, pe mou, kamnete ta oulla sta egglezika tzame?’ «oi ta ellinika,
8riskeutika, istoria..

«Exei chance nase sinodigos sto stayer k na me soupei o odigos na
isiwseis to kathreutoui, k na tiligei tsigaro me kitrino old holborn
wspou na fortwthei to steyer?

Exei chance stin gitonia pou epezete mappa na men erwtousete prwta «re
palious oksa neous kanonismous?»

Exei chance sto gamo na men fkenoun ta mwra pastin pista na xorepsoun?

Exei chance na nistaxei to mwro sto gamo k na men pintwsoun 2 portokalies
karekloues k na tou kamoun krevvatoui?

Aman sou elallen h mana sou na katevaseis ta psonia pou to car na men
epianes to dixan me to aristero gia na dunamwsei to xeri sou?

Exei chance pou isoun mitsis na katafereis na anoixeis to calpol monos
sou??

Exei chance sto dimotiko aman efeuke i daskala pou tin taxi na men
efakkousete ta sherka sas pastothranio sto rithmo tou «we will rock u?» k
otan epestrefe na men elalen «akouestoun ws to grafeio tou dieuthinti!» j
na epsarwnete

Exei chance stin tv na men nen to 1 to rik1, 2 rik2, 3 ert, 4 mega, 5
ant1, 6 sigma?

Exei chance oi mantilies mestin kouzina na mennen mesto 3o sirtari?

Eshi chass aman paeis club je en esheis nampou na kameis na fkaleis to
mobile pano je na thoreis ta contacts sou gia na nomizoun oti kati
kamneis?

Eshi chance ta Maggi na men ennen pastin porta tou psigiou dipla pou ena
loukkoumi pou eshi tze 5-6 mines pou en tziame

Exei chance na men exizes to molivi k pou tes 2 merkes wsti na ginei 2cm ?

Eshi chance sto dimotiko na men etravas mian gammi me to molivi gia na
xwriseis to thranio

Eshi chance tin fanela tou AGO na men tin ekame 3iskonopanno i mana sou?

Eshi chance pou isoun mitsis tze epienes sto gamo na men ishe enan mitsi
stes mixanoues pou na mashete na pezei xwris na eshi valei credit?

Eshi chance sto dimotiko sta oikokirika na men ekamete troufes?

Eshi chance panw sto kouti me ta xaromantilla mes tin kouzina na men
grafei tilefwna?

Eshi chance sto dimotiko aman evarkesoun sto party na men epianes na
diavaseis ti egrafe panw sto NOW40?

Eshi chance pou isoun mitsis je epiennes ekklisia na men arotas ton jiri
sou «papa posi ora emeine?»j na sou elalen «allo 5 lepta!»

Eshi chass pou erkesoun pou to xorko na men evlepes to feggari exo pou to
parathiro je na eprospathouses na to peraseis?

Eshi chance aman katharizei o thkios sou to mantorinoui na men prospathei
na fkalei tin flouda se ena kommati?

Eshi chance stin fotografia tou gamou twn goniwn sou o tziris sou na men
eshi sgoura mallia tze i mana sou permanant?

Eshi chance o thios sou na men se sfigei pou to zzinishi me oulli tou tin
dinami tze na prospatheis na to pexeis dinamenos?

Eshi chance sto dimotiko ta kopellia na men ekathountan piso sto leoforio ?

Eshi chance thn wra pou diavazeis kai akouseis thn mousikh twn a8litikwn
sta nea tou SIGMA na men paeis patimenos na ta deis?

Exei chance o tziris sou na dei oullo to champions league? sto 60′ paei
na ppesei..

Aman thoreis kamia anipsia sou pou en pollomilate, en antrepese na tin
filiseis kai niotheis avola?

Exei chance na men enevriazes aman sou edine i mama sou ta dwra gia na ta
dwseis tis thias sou pou epigenete episkepsi?

Exei chance na exorefkes slow sto dimotiko kai na men isoun 1000 milia
pou tin kopeloua kai na e8wres ton parea sou kai na egelas?

Eshei chance pou isoun metaxy 15-17 na men epiennes sto PICADILLI tje na
enomizes oti isoun tje polla inn.

Eshei chance pou isoun mitsis meta tis parelaseis na men epiennes sto BIG
BOY na faeis hambourger?

Exei chance pou isoun 10 xronwn na men sou elalen sto trapezi o theios
sou «ela re na sou geirw j sena mian mpiroua»

Exei chance mestin kouppa me tin kouloumpra tin kommeni na men exei
kokkones tou lemoniou?

Aman trweis cornflakes na men diavazeis ti grafei pasto kouti san
trweis??

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Responses

  1. ta 3/4 EN ESHEI CHANCE!

  2. ta parapano eppese mesa..

  3. Eshei chance να eshei κυπραίον που ένεπιασεν τούτο το email?

  4. Ναι

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