Αναρτήθηκε από: firfiris | Μαΐου 1, 2006

Ni hao kopellia

hairetizw sas kopelia
 
ni hao ma,
 
hairetismata apo kina. o logos pou grafw simera me greeklish einai giati i koummounistiki kyvernisi tis kinas apagorevei tin prosvasei sto blogger.com kai den mporo na kamw edit to post opws thelw.
 
skopos mou itan na sas grapsw se makros to pws pernw dakatw, tis entiposeis mou klp alla den nomizw na sas koftei jie toson dioti aman jie po na grapsw afairoume jie piannoume ta romantika mou kai tetoia.
 
giafto tha sas grapsw mia malakia pou esynevike.
 
piannei me to loipon i geneka jie lalei mou an thelw na gorasw ilektronika. lalw jie egw, en kina, ennan ftina dakatw. pame se ena emporiko kentro to opoio hanese mesa. ospou thorei to mati sou mikra kioskia jie mahazouthkia me ilektronika. oti mbainei panw stin priza ehoun to. apo mihanes tou frape mehri kompresorous. paw loipon stin episimi antiprosopoia tis nikon na goraso extra pataria gia tin kamera mou jie enan fako nikkor.
meta pou pazarka trisimisi wron kyriolektika, dioti oi kkilintziroi eprepe na vouroun panw kato na rotoun ton mastro anti na ton piannoun tilefono,  fernoun mou tin pataria. i pataria i kineziki 200 yuan, i pataria i original 400. piannw tin original.
 
paw spiti, opou kai diapistono oti i pataria einai kineziki kai moiaaei me tin original allahoris arithmo eggrafis kai aftokollitoui pou lampirizei tis nikkon. piannoun me oi daimonoi. arhizw na fonazw, oi gia ta lefta pou ehasa, alla giati epiastika koroido. ego o firfiris o pitsillos, o palehoros,me to nami. i geneka lalei mou na men fonazw jie na katapiw ton egoismo mou jie na krypsw. pote twn poton! itta den paradehome pote!
 
-Theo, its ok! Let it go! lalei mou .
-Are you serious ra? They think they are crazy? I am ten times as crazy!
-You are not taking your money back!
-Do they work on commission?
-Yes!
-Then I will make them suffer.
 
Paw to loipon monos mou tin alli mera kata to dilis sto katastima. oi ypalliloi en ypopsiasmenoi oti kati ekatalava jie en etoimi na me peripaixoun, laloun sou "eto koroido, perki n airten na kamei parapono". i fili pou gnorizei kinezika tha emfanizotan argotera opos tis ypedeixa egw. den ithela na einai ekei akrivws gia na min mporoume na synennoithoumen..
-Ni hao friend! lalw tous
-Ni  hao! laloun mou.
me shilia zorka piannoumente tin kouventa jie exigo tous na katalavoun pws thelw na gorasw laptop computer. molis tous eipa oti thelw na agoraso komputer ta mathkia tous eginan opos to sima tou dolarriou jie to stoma tous ekamnen opos tin tamiaki mihani –kaching, kaching…
 
Kame mou to etsi, me toso ram, me toso hard drive, me extra karta grafikvn, thelw to etsi, thelwto allospos, oi emetaniosa, oi ennen kalo to hroma, oi en mitsia i othoni. oi thelw to na kamnei jie kkopi dvd. eiha dio ypallilous gia dio ores na vouroun panw katw jie ena mitsi na voura na mou fernei anapsihtika syneheia.
men ta pollolaloume efkala tous tin pisti tous, jie estisa ena laptop pou tha ekostize 4000-5000 lires, jie to mono pou den ekamnen itan kapires jie frape. telika lalei mou mian timi, pas tes 25000 yuan. arhizei to pazari. jiam na dite erminies gia oscar o firfiris. o athropos edronen jie exidronen. alla epidi imoun xenos exera pos ethelen na me htarei giafton jie ton epieza parapanw.
telika esimfonisame stin timi tin wra pou itan na kleisoun.
lalw tou "emetanosa, en to thelw to laptop sou".  arhise na salavata jie na fonazei.
lalw tou "men mou arroneis emena".
jini tin ora erhete kai i fili pou xerei kinezika.
"o filos sou evalen mas na tou steisoume laptop jie den to thelei, giati? epellanen mas eshei mian imera!!!"
"i pataria pou tou epoulises ehtes gia original itan amarke telika" lalei tou.
"ti shesi eshei?" rwta tin jinos paradehomenos etsi tin enohi tou.
"efas tou ta lefta tou, efan sou jie jinos tin mera sou"
 
o kinezos itan na ppesei na firti. pianno jie to teleftaio anapsihtiko pou emeine pou jina pou me ekernousan ospou na kleisi i simfonia, roufo to etsi mprosta tou, jie fefkw me ena hamogelo TOOOOOSO !
 
re kinezouthkia, enna mou gelasete enomisete. ginete o aloupos 100 jie to aloupoui 120?
 
 
 
 
ps I pataria doulefkei mia hara!
 
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Responses

  1. re adkiasere! anti na giriseis tin kina na tin deis epies imish na tous kameis antipoina????

  2. Eίσαι άπαιχτος ρε!Aπόλαυσα…Θέκκιου!!!
    ΔHMHTPHΣ-Λευκωσια.

  3. τρομερη ιστορίαααααααααα! χαχαχα! καλά να πάθουν… Ε, αφού δουλεύει και η μπαταρία, είσαι άρχοντας!

  4. Re komple3ike… Esu exases th mera sou sth Kina… autoi 8a broun alla 1,000,000 koroida sa kai sena. mouakakaka

  5. eides to thiliko mialo? ikano na epeksigei tin logiki enos antra se enan allo antra:P
    den mas eixes anaferei tpt gia geneka 😉

  6. hahahahahahhaahahahaha

    long live cypriots!

  7. Χα χα χα! Εν παίζεσαι! Well, αν μη τι άλλω περιμένουμε photos ok? 😉

  8. Ipan sou to tze oi alloi..alla ise ontos a8kiaseros:D
    An evris fanella tou Hard Rock, fere tze kanonizo se. Size Small,please:)
    Kala na pernas

    P.S. E3iasa to password mou gia na sou grapso san Antonis..Elpizo na katalaves

  9. γράψε μας κ τίποτε για τη Κίνα όμως. Θέλουμε κ φωτογραφίες.
    ελένη.

  10. Οϊ Παναϊα μου έκαμα καινούριο συκώτι!
    Βρε τι είσαι εσύ! Δεν παίζεσαι!

    Συγχαρητήρια θερμά!!!

    Keep writing!

  11. EDW O ELEFTHEROS RADIOFONIKOS STATHMOS TOU HONG KONG! SAS OMILEI O FIRFIRIS!

    Eimai o grafon pou sas ftiahnei tin mera, eimai zontanos! Eimai o Makarios (asheto).

    To Hong Kong apsogo, osoi mporesete elate alla men ferete genejes mazi sas giati tha fkoun ta podkia sas sta katatastimata.

    fotografies syntoma me tin epanodo mou.

    koumbare antoni, tin fanela epiasa sou tin.

    EDW O ELEFTHEROS RADIOFONIKOS KAI INTERNETIKOS STATHMOS TOY HONG KONG.

    O Firfiris einai zwntanos! Zito to dolario toy hong kong, zitw to apsogo fagito, zito oi ftines faneles (3 lires pianneis 4).

    over and out. Zai jian (papai sta kinezika)

  12. EDW ELEFTHEROS RADIOFONIKOS STATHMOS TOY HONG KONG! LAE TIS KYPROU! DEN PETHANA! EIMAI ZONTANOS KAI SAS OMILOS! ANAGNORIZETE TIN FONI MOU! EIMAI O MAKARIOS!
    sorry, eimai o firfiris, eparasyrthin.
    to hong kong apsogo, to fai apsogo, oi genejes flat opos tes tileoraseis, jie ta psonia pamftina.

    akoma eimai zontanos horis daggio pireto. fotografies syntoma.

    koumbare antoni, tin fanelouda sou epiasa tin.

    over and out!

  13. e firfiri kanonise jinto ttapper pou elalousame

  14. Ise levengkia koumpare…Oi na mou pellanis tellia omos re:)


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